DISTORTED HUMOUR Greyhound
Distorted Humour is a greyhound born in Australia in 2023. Distorted Humour is by Fernando Bale (AUS) out of Biggest Star (AUS) , trained by Jason Stemmer. Distorted Humour form is available here. Owned by .
Pedigree :
| Sire | FERNANDO BALE (AUS) 2013 |
| Dam | BIGGEST STAR (AUS) 2018 |
| Dam Sire | FABREGAS (AUS) 2010 |
About the horse :
| Foal Date | 22 May 2023 |
| Description | 3yo BL D |
| Trainer | Jason Stemmer |
| Career | 4 Wins (17%) - 3 Placings (30%) - 23 starts |
| Wins | 300m (3), 350m (1) |
Starts:23 |
Win Rate:17% |
Place Rate:30% |
Distorted Humour Past Races
| 1 of 8, 01 May 2026, R2 GREYHOUND ADOPTION PROGRAM 300m | AUD $1,530 | -kg | J: | T: JASON STEMMER | | 0:16.84 | 2nd: HAWK MAGIC |
| 5 of 8, 21 Apr 2026, R6 GORSKI ENGINEERING (300+ RANK) 300m | AUD $1,530 | -kg | J: | T: JASON STEMMER | | 0:16.79 | Winner: JAMS DONUTS |
| 1 of 8, 19 Dec 2025, R3 JASON MCKEOWN PHOTOGRAPHY 300m | AUD $1,530 | -kg | J: | T: JASON STEMMER | | 0:16.96 | 2nd: HAWK MAGIC |
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| N/A | 4 | 17% | 3 | 13% | 23 | $4,900 | 230 | 183 | ||||
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| HEALESVILLE | 4 | 22% | 2 | 11% | 18 | $4,690 | 280 | 233 |
| WARRNAMBOOL | 0 | 0% | 1 | 50% | 2 | $160 | -20 | 0 |
| Warragul | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| BALLARAT | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $50 | -10 | 0 |
| SHEPPARTON | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |