KEEPCRACKINGJOKES Harness
Keepcrackingjokes is a standardbred horse born in Australia in 2017. Keepcrackingjokes is by Heston Blue Chip (USA) out of Acaptivatingeagle (NZ) , trained by Maryanne Laffan. Keepcrackingjokes form is available here. Owned by D R Matson.
Pedigree :
| Sire | HESTON BLUE CHIP (USA) 2009 |
| Dam | ACAPTIVATINGEAGLE (NZ) 2006 |
| Dam Sire | BADLANDS HANOVER (USA) 1996 |
About the horse :
| Foal Date | 10 Dec 2017 |
| Description | 8yo BR Mare |
| Trainer | Maryanne Laffan |
| Owner | D R Matson |
| Career | 9 Wins (8%) - 14 Placings (20%) - 114 starts |
| Wins | 1690m (1), 1770m (4), 2150m (1), 2180m (1), 2190m (2) |
Starts:114 |
Win Rate:8% |
Place Rate:20% |
Keepcrackingjokes Past Races
| 11 of 12, 08 Oct 2025, R1 REVOLVE PRINT VICBRED VOUCHER MARES PACE 2150m | AUD $6,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:35.90 | Winner: FAIR CHANCE |
| 10 of 10, 25 Sep 2025, R1 JC WINDOWS VICBRED VOUCHER MARES PACE 1690m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:03.70 | Winner: NOTHING SWEETER |
| 9 of 9, 19 Sep 2025, R4 LOGICAL STAFFING SOLUTIONS PACE 2240m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr3 | 2:50.60 | Winner: PLATINUMS BOY |
| 9 of 9, 28 Aug 2025, R3 PICKLEBET SAME RACE MULTI CONCESSION DRIVERS PACE 1690m | AUD $7,000 | -kg | J: R L CLARKE | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:06.80 | Winner: POLLY PEACHUM |
| 7 of 8, 26 Jun 2025, R7 MC SECURITY CONCESSION DRIVERS PACE 1690m | AUD $6,000 | -kg | J: NICK BEALE | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr2 | 2:04.70 | Winner: BUDD SIDEWINDER |
| 8 of 10, 19 Jun 2025, R4 C&M BUILD GROUP PACE (2ND HEAT) 2180m | AUD $7,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:41.10 | Winner: FORESIGHT |
| 9 of 9, 06 Jun 2025, R8 HYGAIN VICTORY PACE 1720m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr2 | 2:06.70 | Winner: SELF EXCLUSION |
| 10 of 10, 01 May 2025, R3 DICK BARBER MEMORIAL PACE 2180m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:44.90 | Winner: ITTAKESLUV |
| 10 of 12, 20 Mar 2025, R1 C + M BUILD GROUP PACE 1690m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr6 | 2:03.80 | Winner: SPORTS LINER |
| 8 of 10, 14 Mar 2025, R4 IRT CRANBOURNE 7000 PACE (1ST HEAT) 1720m | AUD $4,000 | -kg | J: STEVEN MATSON | T: MARYANNE LAFFAN | | Fr1 | 2:04.90 | Winner: IMA CHARMA |
Horse Stat |
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Jockey
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Win
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Win%
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Place
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Place%
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Starts
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PM
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Profit
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POT
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| STEVEN MATSON | 9 | 9% | 10 | 11% | 95 | $45,973 | -552 | 32 | ||||
| D R WILSON | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $200 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| D K DOUGLAS | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $500 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| I N MCMAHON | 0 | 0% | 3 | 27% | 11 | $3,470 | -110 | 0 | ||||
| K W WEIDENBACH | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $700 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| G C CHAMOURAS | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $210 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| E J TORMEY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $140 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| C A ALFORD | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $140 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| NICK BEALE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $140 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| REAGAN CLARKE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $140 | -10 | 0 | ||||
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Course
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Win
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Win%
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Place
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Place%
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Starts
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PM
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Profit
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POT
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| ALBURY | 4 | 100% | 0 | 0% | 4 | $14,688 | 161 | 403 |
| KILMORE | 2 | 5% | 3 | 7% | 41 | $12,090 | -300 | 22 |
| MILDURA | 2 | 67% | 0 | 0% | 3 | $6,380 | 7 | 57 |
| BENDIGO | 1 | 6% | 3 | 17% | 18 | $7,300 | -130 | 22 |
| SHEPPARTON | 0 | 0% | 3 | 20% | 15 | $3,670 | -150 | 0 |
| MELTON | 0 | 0% | 3 | 17% | 18 | $4,095 | -180 | 0 |
| YARRA VALLEY | 0 | 0% | 1 | 25% | 4 | $1,300 | -40 | 0 |
| MARYBOROUGH | 0 | 0% | 1 | 25% | 4 | $1,000 | -40 | 0 |
| CRANBOURNE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $210 | -10 | 0 |
| GEELONG | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 3 | $420 | -30 | 0 |
| BALLARAT | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 2 | $280 | -20 | 0 |
| ECHUCA | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $180 | -10 | 0 |